Only 3 things that are infinite
1.Human Stupidity
2.Universe
3.WinRar Trial
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Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer.
Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse.
And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse.
Because there’s only one jack.
Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself?
You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer.
Caller: Are you kidding me!?
Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow.
That’s going to be so much easier!
Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way?
Caller: Six weeks!
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Me: Siri, why am I alone?
Siri: *opens front facing camera*
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Programming is like sex.
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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A truck was traveling through town.
When the driver stopped at a red light, A blonde jumped out of her car, ran up to the driver of the truck, and said, "Mr. you're losing part of your load".
She jumps back into her car and follows the truck to the next light.
She jumps out of car and runs up to the driver's window, "Mr. you're losing part of your load."
The same thing happens for 7 stops, finally the 8th stop, the blonde came running up to the truck driver's window, before she could say anything, the driver said, "MA'AM, THIS IS WINTER IN MAINE, I'M DRIVING A SALT TRUCK......."