Joke #11791

Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
Vote:
has 62.61 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Vote:
has 78.11 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Vote:
has 77.80 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Vote:
has 71.85 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
Vote:
has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, stupid
CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny, meeny, miney, moe." Windows XP shutdown screen reads, "It is Now Safe to Start Looking for Work." Company softball team downsized to chess team. Company president now driving a Hyundai. Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.
Vote:
has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: business, car, IT, management, work
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Vote:
has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Client to designer: "It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."
Vote:
has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: customer service, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Vote:
has 81.14 % from 2218 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, lawyer, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What is height of Craziness? A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
Vote:
has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture. Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"! Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"? Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
Vote:
has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, redneck, sex, stupid