Joke #11791

Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial

Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.

Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.

Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!

Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.

While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ. "I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replied: "Thank you, dear!"

99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."