Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ?
A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
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Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food.
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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him.
She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street.
At the next light, the blonde again catches up and says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load."
He ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the next red light the blonde catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's snowing, and I'm driving a salt truck."
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A: H2O cubed.
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A: Her-She Kisses.
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The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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