Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
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To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":
Dog tags ring, are you listening'?
In the lane, snow is glistening.
It's yellow, not white I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wandering vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's my property.
Marked up as my winter wonderland."
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows my natural incense boast,
"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland."
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I dig,
you dig,
we dig,
he digs,
she digs,
they dig.
It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep...
My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
Roses are red
violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
the middle one for you.
My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
Roses are red
violets are blue,
I have never tried
So can I stick it up you?
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99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
1 bug fixed...
Compile again,
100 little bugs in the code.
Sex is when a guys communication,
enters a girls information,
to increase the population,
for a younger generation,
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration.