Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
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To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":
Dog tags ring, are you listening'?
In the lane, snow is glistening.
It's yellow, not white I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wandering vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's my property.
Marked up as my winter wonderland."
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows my natural incense boast,
"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland."
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Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
Sex is when a guys communication,
enters a girls information,
to increase the population,
for a younger generation,
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration.
My New Years resolution is 1080p.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
I am a dog
And you are a flower.
I lift my leg up
And give you a shower.
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I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass.
So that there be less strife
May your dreams be sweet
And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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Roses are blue
My thumb's got a sliver
I drank far too much and I'm killing my liver.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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