Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? A: Have an ice day!
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
Fishing in a frozen lake It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass. The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. Shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch. The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer. "Son" he said, "I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?" The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm." "What was that?" the old man asked. Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm." "Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying." The boy spat the bait into his hand and said... "You have to keep the worms warm!"
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money? A: In a snow bank.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.