Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.