Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".