Joke #11889

Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!

"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"

Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"

Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.

Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo mamma so stupid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.

Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''

Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!