Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."