Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.