Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
You mama so old she made yoda look young.