Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra? A: Niagara Falls.
A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” said the man. “Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the doctor. The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.” The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.” On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor asked, “What happened to you?” The man said, “No one showed up.”
Insurance companies are trying to set new guidelines before approving Viagra coverage. What will they use to set those guidelines? A growth chart.
Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Dr. says, "Give him two Viagra." Nurse asks, "Do you think that will help?" Dr replies, "No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!"
A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. "How come you are sweating?" he asks. The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"
Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? A: One cup and you're up all night.
Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory? The police are looking for some hardened criminals!
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra? A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.