Joke #11984

The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
Vote:
has 81.84 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Vote:
has 85.19 % from 418 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Vote:
has 84.68 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT
Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
Vote:
has 84.37 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
Vote:
has 83.90 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
Vote:
has 82.65 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
Vote:
has 81.32 % from 482 votes. More jokes about: family, geek, IT, kids
How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
Vote:
has 81.06 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, money, programmer
CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
Vote:
has 80.65 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, time
Two geeks are talking over lunch. The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' … So I took the bike" The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
Vote:
has 80.48 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
Vote:
has 79.35 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT