Joke #11990

Q: How do Columbians develop muscle? A: By pushing drugs.
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Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!
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Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press "1" 18,000 times.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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Anthony Weiner got in trouble with his Hispanic online name "Carlos Danger". He is now using a French online name, "Jacques Ouef".
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