Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
A: HIGH-Definition.
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A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry-level position.
His prospective boss asked, "Are you a smoker?"
"Not even a little," said the young man.
"How about alcoholic beverages?"
"Never touch 'em," he replied.
The boss smiled and asked, "So you spend a lot of time with girls?"
The applicant said, "No, not really."
"So you don't have any vices?"
"Well, I do have one," he admitted.
"And what would that be?" the boss asked.
"I tell lies."
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Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!"
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