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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
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The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
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A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
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Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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