Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.