Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.