Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.