How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why?
What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
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What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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