How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican?
A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers?
A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why?
What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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