How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
Q: What do you call a cremated black person? A: 100% cocoa powder.
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!