How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why?
What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
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A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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