How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
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Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads!
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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Q: What do you call a black light?
A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road.
He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride.
A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?"
The black pastor snaps back.
The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision.
When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself.
He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"