How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?”
The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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