How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.