Joke #1223

How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
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Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
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