How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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A: Black Family Inside.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
A: You can only kill so much time.
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A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists.
He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY.
Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him:
You have written your wife name too?
No, I'm responsible for the tourists.
So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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