How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!