How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigger."
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.