How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
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