Joke #1223

How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
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A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
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What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
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