A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they...
How do you kill half of Ethiopia? Throw a piece of bread off a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them it still has not been eaten.
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican? A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.