A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.