Joke #12239

I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."

I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."

Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.

Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

Client to designer: "It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."

Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.

Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.

Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"