Joke #12239

I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."

I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."

Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.

A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"

There are two essential rules to management. First, the customer is always right. Second, they must be punished for their arrogance.

A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money." The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?" The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, "omg she's sick." He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."

Him: "Do you have a flat stomach?" Me: "Yeah, but the L is silent.

Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.

Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.