Joke #12285

Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.

Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common? A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.

George meets a genie in the street, which tells him to make a wish and it will make it true. "I want to pee whiskey," he says. “But are you sure? You can ask for money, wealth, anything you want." "No I want to pee whiskey." The genie thinks what can it do, it makes his wish true. George goes home, calls his wife, Sue: "Woman, get nuts and two glasses." Curious she was, she brings them. "What do you want them? She asks him. Once we don’t have any drinks." From now on, we will both have as much whiskey as we want, says to her. And really he fills the two glasses with whiskey. They clink, drink one, drink two drinks, make some fun … and play a little game. The other night the same happen. "Woman, bring two glasses and nuts." So they spend their evenings. One night, however, the scene changed. "Woman, bring nuts and a cup." "A, for one?" "You will drink from the bottle today."

After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.

What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.

Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.

If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball. The game of choice for frontline workers is football. The game of choice for middle management is tennis. The game of choice for CEOs and executives is golf. Conclusion: The higher up on the corporate ladder you are, the smaller your balls are.