Joke #8951

What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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