Joke #12539

A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Three women were debating about how wide their pussy are. The first one said: "When my husband makes sex he puts his penis and his testicles in my pussy." The second lady said: "Wooo when we are in bed my husband puts his hand and his arm in mine." It was the turn of the third woman that pointed to her pussy and said: Jimy; Jimy come out, please."
Vote: has 84.77 % from 890 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, women
A beautiful woman who had a golden little plane necklace was seated next to a guy on the plane. During the flight all the time he was gazing at the necklace. When the woman asked him: "Are you interested in my necklace?" "No lady; I would rather its runway!" answered the guy.
Vote: has 84.42 % from 95 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: airplane, communication, men, travel, women
Two kids were talking together. First: "My daddy is so tall that he can touch the clouds in the sky with his hands." Second: "That is excellent. Does your daddy touch something soft and downy?" First: "Yes, of course." Second: "Those are my daddy's testicles."
Vote: has 84.07 % from 519 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, communication, dad, dirty, kids
A man is at the optometrist getting his eyes checked. "You need to stop masturbating so much," the optometrist says. "Why?" asks the man. "Is it going to make me go blind?" The optometrist looks around and says "no, but it's making the other patients very uncomfortable."
Vote: has 83.97 % from 145 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dirty, doctor, masturbation, men
I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
Vote: has 83.66 % from 412 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, internet
Q: When is the only time a guy can multi-task? A: When he's watching porn, masturbating, and keeping an eye on the door at the same time...
Vote: has 82.81 % from 229 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dirty, masturbation, men, time
Q: What is a difference between Ooooh and Aaaah? A: Only 3 inches.
Vote: has 82.79 % from 333 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex
Q: Why do men fart louder than women? A: because they have a microphone and two speakers.
Vote: has 82.65 % from 174 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, men, women
Q: Why all men say "Ladies first"? A: They want to watch their asses.
Vote: has 81.51 % from 194 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: beauty, dirty, men, women
A man gets the words 'I love you' tattoed to his penis. He goes home and shows his wife. His wife says, "Don't try to put words into my mouth!"
Vote: has 81.41 % from 1070 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: communication, dirty, love, wife