My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his family, including his mother-in-law.
During their vacation in Jerusalem, George’s mother-in-law died.
With the death certificate in his hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the United States for a proper burial.
The Consul told George that to send the body back to the United States for burial is very, very expensive.
It could cost him as much as $5,000.00.
The Consul told him, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here in Jerusalem.
This would only cost him $150.00.
George thinks for some time and answers,
"I don’t care how much it will cost to send the body back, that’s what I want to do."
The Consul says, "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price."
"No, it’s not that," says George.
"You see, I know of a case many, many years ago of a man that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from the dead! I just can’t take that chance!"
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
I haven't spoken to the mother in law for 6 months now... apparently, it's rude to interrupt!
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
I really do have a soft spot for my MIL.
It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.