Joke #12554

My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!

Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.

My mother in law was complaining about her dentures to me. She told: "Whenever I get overweight it'll be a stench; when I make myself thin it would be stretched; when something squeezes in it then I 'll faint from enjoyment!"

One night my mother in law came to our home. In the middle of the night suddenly I was awakened by a horrible sound from WC. She farted. I was so angry that shouted and said: "Your food is under your feet and your weapons are complete get out and go to fight with ISIS!"

Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!

“Oh, I sure am glad to see you,” the little boy said to his grandmother (on his mother’s side). “Now Daddy will do the trick he’s been promising us.” The grandmother was curious. “What trick is that?” she asked. “He told Mommy that he’d climb the walls if you came to visit,” answered the boy.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!

Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.

You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!