My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
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Q: What is a difference between "accident " and "tragedy"?
A: Suppose you with the family are beside a pool. You suddenly push your mother in law into the pool - so it's an accident. If she could swim and gets out, in that case, it's a tragedy!
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I really do have a soft spot for my MIL.
It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work,
“I have great news for you.
Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.”
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.
He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, “I’m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us.”
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Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Overheard in a restaurant:
She: "This wine is described as full bodied and imposing with a nutty base, a sharp bite, and a bitter aftertaste."
He: "Are you describing the wine or your mother?"
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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