Q: Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? A: Cause it got stuck in a crack.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Opportunity! That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
I got so fed up with trick or treaters at Halloween that in the end I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in. Forget the ships. My lighthouse, my rules...
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
Why is there a fence around the cemetery? Because people are dying to get in.
Doc, isn't it harmful to drink a shot before eating? No it's not, if you don't eat too often..
Q: What fragrance makes you laugh? A: Essense of humor.
Dentist (to the patient: "For God’s sake, stop making those noises and waving your arms. I haven’t even touched your tooth yet." Patient: "Yes, I know. But u’re standing on my foot."
Mary's father has 5 daughters, 1. Nana 2. Nono 3. Nini 4. Nene What is the fifth daughters name?