Joke #12719

Sorry, I'm late. I was trying to think of ways to get out of this.
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My ex-girlfriend loves the heat. She has a nostalgia for hell.
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I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
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Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
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Q: VWhy didn't the fixed dog cross the road? A: Because he didn't have the balls to do it.
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Me: "I love you." You: "Is that you or the wine talking?" Me: "It's me talking to the wine."
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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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