When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Q: How are women and tornadoes alike?
A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they go.
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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