When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
A man married an illiterate wife. After two years of marriage, they gave birth to a son called EFe. One day his mother asked him to read is multiplication table and he started immediately but when he reached 4multiply by 4 he mistakingly said 8 they mother angrily slapped him and told him the answer wasn't 8 but 44. The boy cried and reported what happened to the father, the father took him back and angrily told the wife to tell him the correct answer and the woman hurriedly say 4mutiply by 4 is it not 44. The man now calmed down and sai d u are Lucky that you got the answer if not I would have disgraced you here. I hope they are all brilliant.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
I like my women like my morning coffee, falling off the roof of my car as I peel out of a gas station parking lot.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.