Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Doctor: "You look much worse than you did last week! I said you should smoke a maximum of five cigarettes a day!" Patient: "And that's what I did. And it wasn't easy because up until now I didn't smoke at all!"
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.