Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.