Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
Me: "I love you." You: "Is that you or the wine talking?" Me: "It's me talking to the wine."
I was sat with my wife while she sipped on her glass of wine, when she said, "I love you so much, you know. I don't know how I could ever live without you." I said, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She said, "It's me talking to the wine.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
I play the worlds most dangerous sport. I disagree with my wife.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
I quit my gym this morning because one of the instructors started shouting at me, "Come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it." I hate being disturbed when I'm having a dump.
Wife: "Give me some money. I want to buy a bra." Husband: "Why? You have nothing to put in it!" Wife: "You wear shorts!"
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!