Joke #13118

Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.

I was sat with my wife while she sipped on her glass of wine, when she said, "I love you so much, you know. I don't know how I could ever live without you." I said, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She said, "It's me talking to the wine.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Me: "I love you." You: "Is that you or the wine talking?" Me: "It's me talking to the wine."

I play the worlds most dangerous sport. I disagree with my wife.

Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

Wife: "Give me some money. I want to buy a bra." Husband: "Why? You have nothing to put in it!" Wife: "You wear shorts!"

I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine... I always get better with age. The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar.

"I'm sorry for throwing red wine over all your dresses in the wardrobe last night," I told my girlfriend. "I've spent all day getting the stains out just to show how much you mean to me." "Oh, that's really nice," she said. "What did you use to remove the stains?" "Scissors," I replied.

Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.