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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Baby, baby, baby ooh!
Mom: *walks in* Are you listening to Justin Bieber?
Daughter: No, I'm watching porn.
Mom: Oh, thank goodness.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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