Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Eight hours into his trial Paddy pleads guilty. "Why didn't you plead guilty at the beginning and save the court's time?" The judge demanded. "Well," Paddy responded, "until I heard all the evidence I thought I was innocent."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.