Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!