Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!