Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror… She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly… I really need you to pay me a compliment.” The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.