Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.