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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought, "I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab." He popped into a phone booth near  the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.  He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room he figures, "What the heck, I'll give her a call." "Hello," the woman says. She sounded sexy.  "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks... We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?" She says, "That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
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Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A: Call her and tell her.
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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
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Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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