Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.