Joke #13647

Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

One day a family is wondering what to cook for dinner. They have many ideas but each idea doesn't sound good. Eventually, they go to the living room to watch tv when all of a sudden a knock at the door. The mother answers it and it's a nun saying she's going door to door giving out soup to families. She takes the bag of soup and thanks to the nun. They all go to the kitchen and grab a bowl and then pour the soup into bowls. The father says "this soup stinks!" The mother says "honey a nun brought it to us be grateful." The father then tastes it and says "ew it tastes like shit" and the mother say s "honey just keep eating." After they finish they go to the living room and the news is on. The reporter says "the man dressed as a nun delivering raw sewage door to door has been caught" they all puked.

Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. "Give me a couple of steaks," he says. "We're out of steaks but we have hot dogs and chicken," says the butcher. "Hotdogs and chicken?!" yells the hunter. "How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?"

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.