Joke #13647

Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

Customer to Waiter: "This is the third time I'm asking you, do you serve pigs in here?!" Waiter: "Sir Please sit down, this is the 100th time I telling you, we serve everyone here."

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.