Q: Why aren't Pakistani good at Football?
A: Because every time they get a Corner, they open a shop.
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There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game.
At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000.
The first question was what is 10 plus 11?
She hesitates and says, "hm.. 5!"
The host says "No, I'm sorry thats incorrect."
All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
So the host agrees and said, "Ok how about 5 plus 5."
She answers and says "20".
Again all the blondes chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance."
So the host agrees again and says, "OK, last chance, what is 2 plus 2."
The blonde says "4!" and the audience says "Give her another chance give her another chance!"
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A: Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
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A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game."
"What's your word?" the host
replied.
"Bored out of my mind," said the caller.
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You should see my my dates' faces when I tell them I'm a bus driver!
Q: What is the point of Jewish football?
A: To get the quarter back
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