Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
Q: What's the best thing about ISIS jokes? A: The execution.
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds. An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
Q: What is the difference between an ISIS boot camp and a local school? A: How should I know? I just fly the drones.
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.