Q: What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?
A: You know that he actually did it.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
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Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
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A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.
For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect.
It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from Phantom of the opera.
"When you and I get out of here," the jailbird said to the fly "we’re going to tour the nightspots and make a fortune."
Finally the day arrived.
Fly safely tucked away in his pocket, (inside its matchbox home), the ex-con made his way to a bar to celebrate.
At the bar, he brought out his trick fly.
On cue, it started moonwalking.
"What about this fly, eh?" he said to the bartender.
In one swift motion, the bartender reached for his copy of the newspaper The edmonton sun, rolled it up and squished the fly with a mighty swipe.
"Glad you saw it," muttered the bartender. "Blasted things are everywhere."
Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end.
He'll come out a wide receiver!
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A. The PGA tour
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