Q: What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?
A: You know that he actually did it.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
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A: A mudslide.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... unless your in prison.
Now, that's gotta be a hell of a thing to go to jail for cable.
You in there with mass murderers and everybody.
"What you in here for?"
"I killed six people. What you in here for?"
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man?
As much as you see with your eyes!
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Eight hours into his trial Paddy pleads guilty.
"Why didn't you plead guilty at the beginning and save the court's time?"
The judge demanded.
"Well," Paddy responded, "until I heard all the evidence I thought I was innocent."
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator?
A box of crakers.
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