Q: What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison? A: You know that he actually did it.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history? A: White out.
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."