Q: What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?
A: You know that he actually did it.
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A: A mudslide.
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A: A jail break.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.
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Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
A: For fingering a minor.
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A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man?
As much as you see with your eyes!
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A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replies in a letter: "Dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money."
A week or so later, he receives another letter from his wife. "Dear husband, you wouldn't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house and dug up the back garden."
The prisoner writes back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."