Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.