Joke #1381

What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
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What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
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Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could take a healthy piss," said one. "I wish I could take a healthy crap," said another. "I can take a crap at 6 AM and a piss at 11 AM. I just wish I could get up before noon."
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"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common? They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.
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I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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