Joke #14070

Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh. Class: Oooooohhhh!

Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom? No? Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.

Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.

In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".

Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!

Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.

Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.

Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.

Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.