What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
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Two guys meet:
"Where were you lost my friend? says one of them."
"Well, I took my kids to the zoo..."
"And what kind of animals did you see there?"
"The tiger... Huge and Scary! Full of stripes... Slowly walking inside the cage. She was “ahgrrr...”
"Are you kidding me men? The tiger doesn’t go “ahgrrr..” … She “grrrrsss..”!
"Right, ok.. But when you get too close to her face... !"
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Q: Why did the woman get thrown out of the riding stable?
A: She wanted to mount the horse her way.
Why did the frog cross the street?
Because the chicken crossed the road.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse?
Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?
He tried to stirrup some interest!
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
He whale-d.
Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?
A: He didn't give a hoot!
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