A mailman meets a boy and a huge dog. ‘Does your dog bite?’ asks the mailman. ‘No,’ replies the boy. And the dog bites the mailman’s leg. ‘You said he doesn’t bite!’ yells the mailman. ‘That’s not my dog,’ replies the boy.
Why is there no gambling in Africa? -Too many Cheetahs!
Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
What do ducks wear to party's? A duck-sedo!
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle. "I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk. The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today. We were walking around and soon he said, “Look Dad! It's a frickin' Elephant!” I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us. “What did you just call it?” I asked. “It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.