"Do you know what the difference is between toilet paper and a shower curtain?"
"No"
"So, it was you!"
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You don't have "Bad luck".
You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
If you have a grief nobody feels,
If you have a pain nobody feels.
If your heart is broken nobody feels,
but if you fart all will understand.
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Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
A boss took one of his employees to show his new sports car.
"That is amazing" the employee was fascinated.
"That is true" replied boss "and if you set your new goals higher and work even harder I can get an even better car next year".
I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.
I said, "Are you two an item?"
Mr. Brown was telling his son a bed-time story.
"Once upon a time there was a white bunny..."
"Jeez..dad it's boring,what about science fiction?"
"Ok,Ok" Mr Brown said.
"Once upon a time there was a Bunny who got onto a spacecraft and...."
"Dad, a little more grown up!"
"Do you promise me not to tell your mom?" asked Mr Brown.
" I swear!"
"Ok", "Once upon a time there was a naked bunny..."
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.