Joke #14281

"Do you know what the difference is between toilet paper and a shower curtain?" "No" "So, it was you!"
Vote:
has 69.92 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
Vote:
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Vote:
has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, life, Yo mama
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
Vote:
has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Vote:
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Vote:
has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Vote:
has 65.12 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Vote:
has 78.61 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...? "It's open."
Vote:
has 69.54 % from 713 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Life is a car wash … and I’m on a bicycle.
Vote:
has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: life
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Vote:
has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: god, insulting, money, Yo mama