Joke #14281

"Do you know what the difference is between toilet paper and a shower curtain?" "No" "So, it was you!"

No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.

Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.

My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-

Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.

Teeth says to tongue: if I just press a little, you'll get cut. Tongue replies: if i misuse a single word, all 32 of you will come out.

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Man: When I bend my arm like this it hurts? Doctor: Well, stop doing it!

First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.

Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.

Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.