Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...?
"It's open."
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
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One night, there was a knock on my door...
i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there...
Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea ....
i said to myself did he just mug me ....
I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night
Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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Knock,Knock,
Who is there?
Pen!
Pen who?
is...
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The fastest dialog in the world:
(WC door is opening)
Man inside: Heyyy!
Man outside: Sorryyy!
Ok, so there this girl sleeping in religion class
The teaches asks the class "who is our lord and savior?"
The boy behind the girl pokes her with a pen and she screams jesus christ!
The teacher says "good, now who created the earth in seven days?"
The boy pokes the girl again, she lest "oh my god!"
The teacher says "good, now what did Eve say to Adam after their 11 child?
The boy pokes the girl one more time and the girl yells "if you poke me with that ting one more time im going to break it off!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah problem here?
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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