Joke #11124

Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...? "It's open."

Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Opportunity! That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!

One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.

Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?

Two communists were sitting in a dive bar when one said to the other: "Communism is the ultimate expression of generosity." "True," the other replied. "If you had two houses, would you give me one?" "Absolutely." "And if you had two cars, would you give me one?" the first communist asked. "Without hesitation," the second communist replied. "And chickens. If you had two chickens, would you give me one?" The second communist thought about the question for a few moments before answering. "No," he said. "Why not?" "Because I have two chickens."

If you majored in fine arts or philosophy, you have good reason to be worried. The only place you are now really qualified to get a job is in Ancient Greece.

Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!

Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?

"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."