Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...?
"It's open."
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
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One night, there was a knock on my door...
i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there...
Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea ....
i said to myself did he just mug me ....
I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night
Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day.
That seems like a strange place to put a call center.
The church is struck by lightning.
The insurance company refuses to pay out for damages incurred, as there is a specific disclaimer clause for "An act of God", which, amongst others, lightning is classified as.
The priest goes to every household and asks for a donation to rebuild the church.
One Christian farmer protested, "I'm sorry, Pastor, but I can't give money to Somebody who set His own house alight!"
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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