Joke #1476

Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat: In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet! In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
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