Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction?
"A Jail break"
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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