Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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A: How my dick taste.
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A: Antique air conditioner.
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He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road.
He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride.
A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?"
The black pastor snaps back.
The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision.
When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself.
He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction?
"A Jail break"
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Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down?
A: KitKat Chunky.
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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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