Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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A: 9 months.
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet?
A: Pushing his luck.
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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her and takes her purse.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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