Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!