Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt?
He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
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Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How do you get a nigga out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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