Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.