Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.