Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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A: The black ones steal your watch.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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