Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt?
He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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