Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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A: His lips are moving.
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How do you get a nigga out of a tree?
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Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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