Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age?
A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
Q: How come so black people died during the war?
A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?
A: Constipation
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