Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs.
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall.
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