Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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What do you call one black on the moon? Problem.
What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems.
What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican?
A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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