Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet?
A: Pushing his luck.
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one?
A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
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