Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man?
A: The White man is working legally.
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale?
A: Your shit back.
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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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