Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's Day.
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
"They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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