When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
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What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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Q: What do you call an African American documentary?
A: Planet of the Apes.
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Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
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Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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