When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why?
What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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