When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigger."
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.