When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers? A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable? A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA