When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!