Joke #1719

When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.

Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.

Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.

Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.

what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.

A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"