Joke #1719

When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
Vote: has 63.43 % from 734 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
Vote: has 47.87 % from 75 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
Vote: has 34.69 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, communication, racist
A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Vote: has 62.32 % from 476 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: baby, bar, bartender, black people, wife
A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.
Vote: has 54.97 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: bar, black people, geography, parrot
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Vote: has 66.44 % from 1428 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Vote: has 79.87 % from 1803 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: asian, black people, mexican, racist
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Vote: has 57.40 % from 43 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Vote: has 75.95 % from 1614 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
Vote: has 66.53 % from 141 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
Vote: has 67.04 % from 629 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, car, racist