Joke #1477

Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.

A passenger piled his luggage on the scale at an airline counter in New York and said to the ticket agent: "I'm flying to Los Angeles. I want the large bag sent to Denver and the two small ones to Cincinnati." "I'm sorry sir, but we can't do that," said the ticket agent. "That's good to hear because that's where they ended up the last time I flew this route."

What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.

A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.

How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?

Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.

In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.

Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.

God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.

A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."