Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken
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The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Women are just like fine wine.
I only like the white ones.
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A: A Mexican.
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll?
It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
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A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
Kick her where the sun don't shine.
A masked man walks into a bank and holds it up at gunpoint to rob the bank.
In the process of robbing the bank, his mask fell off.
He quickly put it back on his face and asked the teller directly ahead of him if she saw his face.
She admitted that she did, so he shot and killed her.
He then turned to the teller that was beside the one her just killed and asked if she had also seen his face.
She said that she did and he shot and killed her too.
He then turned to a man, a customer who just happened to be in the bank when the robbery was taking place.
The robber asked the customer if he had seen his face.
The customer replied, “No, but I’m pretty sure my wife did.”