Joke #1531

Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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Question: Why do men die before their wives? Answer: Because they want to.
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There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
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Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
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Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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