Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
An old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties and goes home to surprise her husband. When her husband comes home, she calls him into the bedroom and points to her new panties. "Hey old timer," she says, "come and get some of this!" The old man says, "Hell no, woman. It done ate a hole in your drawers!"
Q: Why do horny women order at Subway? A: Footlongs.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.