Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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What do you call 3 black guys sky diving?
Air pollution.
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man?
As much as you see with your eyes!
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.
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What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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