Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
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Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?”
The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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