Joke #1552

Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white? A: Alive
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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A nigger was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He’s got tattooed on his dick his wife’s name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I’m responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:”WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!”
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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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