Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat:
In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet!
In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
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Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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