Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?"
"Africa" the parrot responds.
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A: It's too dark to count.
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico?
A: You roll a penny
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