Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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A: Because they go nigarrr.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth.
The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared.
The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared.
The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames.
Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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