Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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A: The rest of his family.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
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A: Her nigga runs away.
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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