Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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Q: Why are black people, pirates?
A: Because they go nigarrr.
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Q: Why are black people getting stronger?
A: TV's are getting heavier
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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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