Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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