Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
- Because black people have no rights..
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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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