Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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A: You roll a penny
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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A: The cops.
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Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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