Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, "Daddy, daddy, Philip just got taken by the current" and the dad says,
"Oh, forget that nigga."
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There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac.
They drive off the Grand Cannon.
What is sad about this story?
A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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Q: Why do white people scare black people?
A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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