Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
A: You can only kill so much time.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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