Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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