Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white? A: Alive
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
A nigger was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He’s got tattooed on his dick his wife’s name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I’m responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:”WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!”
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.