Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
"They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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