Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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