Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
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A: Her nigga runs away.
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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