Joke #1552

Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white? A: Alive
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What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
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In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat: In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet! In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
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Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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