Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? A: Alive.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.