Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's Day.
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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor.
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What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree?
A nigger less on the earth.
But when two niggers climb up into a tree?
Two niggers less on the earth.
But when tree niggers climb up into a tree?
The branch breaks!
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Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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