Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?”
The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?"
"Africa" the parrot responds.
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Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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