Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? A: Alive.
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"