Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction?
"A Jail break"
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Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes black
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Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book.
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