What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, "Daddy, daddy, Philip just got taken by the current" and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigga."
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!