Joke #1565

Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."

Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."

Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.

How do you hide your money from a mexican?

Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.

A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. "Why are you all at this man's funeral?" A man turns towards him and says, "We're all clients." "And you ALL came to pay your respects? How touching." "No, we came to make sure he was dead."

How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.

What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.

"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman, "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave." "Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once, I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!

Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.